Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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