It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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