Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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