erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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