There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My life is pants optional.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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