Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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