You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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