I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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