Will you blow on my dice?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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