I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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