Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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