What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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