apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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