is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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