So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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