never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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