I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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