He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We smell like vodka and hangover
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