butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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