Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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