"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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