i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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