My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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