Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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