shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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