Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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