you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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