We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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