where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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