tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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