they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You smell like stripper and shame
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Less talking, more tequila
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm both gender and math confused
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