Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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