But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
