Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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