This girl is more easily done than said...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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