Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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