I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Can I color on your dick again?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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