She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You are the jesus of drinking
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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