mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
we made out on top of his cat.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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