I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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