I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
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covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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