so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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