Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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