will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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