Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
she peed on how many people?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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