The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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