I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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