pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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