This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
