that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
