I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Let's paint friendship bongs
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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