so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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