I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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