"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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