Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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