Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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