dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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