The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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